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Mumbicornuation

(to be sung, hummed or burped to the tune of Californication by Red Hot Chilli Peppers)

Pakis, spies from China
Try to steal your mind’s elation
Village girls from H’ryana
Dream of silver screen flirtation
And if you want these kind of dreams
It’s Mumbicornuation

It’s the edge of the world
And all of Indus Civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it’s settled in a fine location
It’s understood that Bollywood
Sells Mumbicornuation

Pay your fakir very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin, is this your chin?
Or is that war you’re waging?

Man, woman or chakka?
Hard to make out, pakka
Dream of Mumbicornuation
Dream of Mumbicornuation

Marry me, girl, be my goddess to the world
Be my very own source of ration
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
Take me, yaar, to the Chandni Bar
It’s Mumbicornuation

CST is the final frontier
But it’s cringed by reclamation
Kolis can you sear the fear
Singing songs off station to station?
And Hyderabad’s not far away
From Mumbicornuation

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population
Everybody’s been there and
I don’t mean on vacation

Man, woman or chakka?
Hard to make out, pakka
Dream of Mumbicornuation
Dream of Mumbicornuation
Dream of Mumbicornuation
Dream of Mumbicornuation

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a guru’s sitar
Just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn’t save the world
From Mumbicornuation

Pay your fakir very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you’re craving

Man, woman or chakka?
Hard to make out, pakka
Dream of Mumbicornuation
Dream of Mumbicornuation
Dream of Mumbicornuation
Dream of Mumbicornuation

Footnotes:
* Mumbaikar (here Mumbicor): resident of Mumbai
* Bicornuation: growing two horns

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This entry was published on March 2, 2007 at 01:06 and is filed under Hichicups. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

4 thoughts on “Mumbicornuation

  1. Aamir on said:

    You have maintained your space really in a decent way

  2. J u p on said:

    Hello  (^o^)
    "jupjip" is nickname i am Graduatein major Food Science of UTCC. in Thailand. When i finish in the university my grandmom send i to study in India study about English language but i don\’t like English language so i comeback to thailand i stay in "Green Lwan School" Darjeeling city it is beautiful so much i like weather so much.
    When i comeback to thailand i find the job about 3 month.
    Now i have the job in Findus (Thailand) Ltd. it is about SeaFood with Fish, Salmon trout cod catfish other.
    I do it 6 month now i think i don\’t like my job.
    I want to find myself what it i like.
     
    PS. what\’s your nickname and your male or female.
     
    Good Luck My Friend.

  3. J u p on said:

    I\’m a girl. (^o^)

  4. Hey thanks for the great comments you left on my artwork. I hope is well in your part of the world. Stop by and visit again soon. It\’s always great to meet new friends. Hey, think you might want to participate in the photographic project posted at my space? I would love to have some represnt your part of the world!
     
    Keep the Peace,
    Ron

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